Sweet FE;FE Focus

17th April 1998 at 01:00

Dare you to say you're just offering a boring old education service


Er, the principal's sure he mentioned these on the mission statement



Old Eric's department is the best of the best, even if he has to say it

himself as the internal verifier

Vision and values

Yes, we have no bananas

Vision statement

A mission statement with orgasms, penned by the principal and analogous to

the Sermon on the Mount

Vocational education

You can't say we haven't tried

Voluntary redundancy

The principal puts some pearls before the Gadarene swine

Malcolm Burgess

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