Sweet joke leaves bitter taste
Mark Dixon, headmaster at St Anne's and St Joseph's primary school, Accrington, Lancs, took offence at a joke on his daughte's 10p pack of Magic Stars.
It asked: "What do you call some one who carries on talking when no-one is listening? Answer - A teacher."
After complaining to the company, he received a prompt reply reassuring him that the wrappers would be changed.