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LAST week's picture (right)
It is Christmas Day in the workhouse,
New Labour have brought them all back
A home for the idle and jobless,
To give them the fibre they lack;
John Prescott is there serving breakfast
School reform he just could not hack
So he leaked his dissent to the media
Now Tony has given him the sack!
Welcome to Muck Prescott's - enjoy your happy meal or else!