There once was an Ofsted inspector...
"A languages teacher named Claire Attempted creative 'pair share'
Cried Ofsted: 'Begone!
French kissing's a Non'
So she left for the Folies-Berg re."
And here, with slight amendments and a new last line, is another:
"There once was an Ofsted inspector Who looked just like Hannibal Lecter He dribbled and drooled His way around school Then grabbed hold of teacher and pecked her."
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