Tone down the sex talk
As usual, sex education was blamed. In this case the proud granny claimed it had come too late. Did she overlook the fact that one of the new fathers is 38? The moral of the story: either we have a serious national debate on sex education and then do it properly, or else tone down our oversexed culture.
Alternatively, let's hear more detail about nookie at Number 10. That should make sex terminally uncool.