From Twitter

15th November 2013 at 00:00

Science and humour - unlikely bedfellows? Apparently not. Our call for the teaching Twitterati to come up with science-related gags resulted in some superb efforts. We collated the best using the hashtag #sciencejokes

A photon checks in to a hotel. The receptionist asks him if he has any luggage to take up. He replies, "No, I'm travelling light."


An atom bumps into another atom. "Oh, no," she says, "I've dropped an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"


Wonder if @tes heard about the scientist who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0K now


Never trust an atom, they make up everything.


What chemicals have the most shocking reaction? Oxygen and magnesium ... OMG


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