1 A zoo is calling for people to adopt turkeys instead of eating them. What do turkeys say?
b Don't gobble
c Although I can be a handful I have a loving disposition
d I need a hug
2 Prince Charles is retiring from polo. What will he do?
a Spend more time riding with Camilla
b Adopt a turkey
c Look for something else to do
d Look for anything else at allto do
3 A pupil has offered to do chores for teachers in return for GCSE tuition.
What will she be asked to do?
a Walk the turkeys
b Feed the turkeys
c Hug the turkeys
d Write an essay empathising with the turkeys
4 A six foot four, 20 stone "scary guy" with tattoos is teaching kids to hug instead of bully. What do the kids say?
a When he says hug, I say "How hard?"
b Although I can be a handful I have a loving disposition c Somebody get this turkey off me
d Somebody get this six foot four bloke off me
5 Carol Thatcher is to appear on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. What will she have to endure?
b Being hugged by a six foot four scary guy with tattoos
c Being hugged by a six foot four scary turkey with tattoos
d Being hugged by a handful with a loving disposition
QUIZANSWERS: 1a, 2d, 3d, 4b, 5c