1 An artist has built a model city out of biscuits. Where will this end?
a We'll all be hob-nobbing with architects
b In the great dunking disaster of 2008
c City centres will be made of custard
d Prince Charles will lay lots of foundation biscuits (but only if they're Bath Olivers)
2 The Forum in Rome is falling down. What do the Italians say?
a I knew the Garibaldis were a mistake
b At least it lasted longer than the Bourbons
c Eat two, Brutus?
d It goes down nicely with an orange julius
3 PC owners are being asked to use their computers to help predict climate change. What are the implications?
a The weather will keep crashing
b Global warming will be ended by ctrl-alt-del
c If it rains a lot they'll all buy Macs instead
d They'll develop worldwide-webbed feet
4 Willie Nelson has recorded a gay cowboy song. What precedents are there?
a Gay cowboys once recorded a Willie song
b Lord Nelson and Hardy sang gay sea shanties
c Willy Loman made a gay TV advert
d Johnny Cash sang "A boy named Sue"
5 Archaeologists have discovered that Tutankhamen liked white wine. What else have they found?
a His desert vats
b His Sandeman port
c That he smoked camels
d That he liked to dunk his pyramid