1 Tony Blair has said he checked with God before invading Iraq.
Whatquestions does this raise?
a How does he know it was God?
b Did God vote Labour?
c By any chance, did God look like a burning Bush?
d What does God think of Gordon Brown?
2 Paul McCartney hasprotested against babyseal clubbing. What do the seals think?
a At least we won't have to listen to "The Frog Song"
b Yesterday, all our troubles seemed so far away
c Clubbing is fun. I got through 19 Breezers on Saturday, and threw up all over a glacier
d I think red is a nice colour for snow
3 President Bush playedcricket while in Pakistan. Where will this lead?
a Freddie Flintoff will invade Iran
b God will send him to silly point
c He'll go to Liverpool and sing "The Frog Song"
d He'll go back to Washington and play the fool
4 A shop is still displayinggolliwogs in its window, despite protests. What else is on display?
a Jars of jam
b "The Frog Song"
c Named sealskin coats
d The Blair Prayer Guide
5 Prague has an abandoned baby box, where mothers can leave their babies for adoption. What other boxes should there be?
a An abandoned "Frog Song "box
b An abandoned golliwog box
c An abandoned seal cub box
d An abandoned minister for culture's husband box
QUIZ ANSWERS: 1b, 2a, 3d, 4b, 5d