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10th March 2006 at 00:00
1 Tony Blair has said he checked with God before invading Iraq.

Whatquestions does this raise?

a How does he know it was God?

b Did God vote Labour?

c By any chance, did God look like a burning Bush?

d What does God think of Gordon Brown?

2 Paul McCartney hasprotested against babyseal clubbing. What do the seals think?

a At least we won't have to listen to "The Frog Song"

b Yesterday, all our troubles seemed so far away

c Clubbing is fun. I got through 19 Breezers on Saturday, and threw up all over a glacier

d I think red is a nice colour for snow

3 President Bush playedcricket while in Pakistan. Where will this lead?

a Freddie Flintoff will invade Iran

b God will send him to silly point

c He'll go to Liverpool and sing "The Frog Song"

d He'll go back to Washington and play the fool

4 A shop is still displayinggolliwogs in its window, despite protests. What else is on display?

a Jars of jam

b "The Frog Song"

c Named sealskin coats

d The Blair Prayer Guide

5 Prague has an abandoned baby box, where mothers can leave their babies for adoption. What other boxes should there be?

a An abandoned "Frog Song "box

b An abandoned golliwog box

c An abandoned seal cub box

d An abandoned minister for culture's husband box

QUIZ ANSWERS: 1b, 2a, 3d, 4b, 5d

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