1 Oasis' Definitely, Maybe has been voted best album ever. What do the Gallagher brothers say?
a Absolutely spiffing
b Jolly good show
d The Beatles should have won
2 Alan Johnson wants to be Labour's next deputy leader. What do teachers say?
a Alan who?
b Easy come, easy go
d At least he can speak English
3 Gerry Adams has been struck off the guest list of a Che Guevara exhibition at the VA museum.
What does Adams say?
a It's a beard thing
c Nothing definite, but he takes an awfully long time to say that
d The Pogues should have won
4 A survey shows that Britons don't talk to each other. What do Britons have to say about this?
d None of the above
5 A Spanish court has given a divorced man the right to visit his dog. What does the dog say?
b She's so much happier now. Ouch!
c Welcome to the hospitality of my house, Senor
d Julio Iglesias should have won