I had to read Ted Wragg's article ("Say pants to supply substitutes", TES, March 23) three times. Well, I usually read it twice anyway before I read the "innards" and browse the jobs, reflecting on what might have been.
"It is even odder to expect anyone less than expert to be a supply teacher, as this is one of the most demanding jobs in education," he said. I underlined it and then, over-egging the pudding as ever, I highlighted it. I went home last Friday, head held high, self-esteem bursting out of every pore and a spring in my step not witnessed since handing my uniform to the Quartermaster for the last time.
Professor Ted I could kiss you - well, metaphorically anyway - I can now justify the quiet arrogance I feel: knowing hat as the "oddjob man" of the education system I am an expert and "an ace".
Having the "the power of the weak" as AJP Taylor once described it, is also a bonus - I can now wait for Tony Blair to call me. "'H' - just dash down to St Kevin's for the day, they're short of an A-level physics teacher - doesn't matter if you are an arts man, we know you can manage, thanks very much."
You made my day. No more skulking in the staffroom, I now look them all in the eye and demand the recognition I deserve.
Meanwhile, I will get on and patent my latest idea to ease the teacher shortage. It involves going round all the retirement homes on the south coast and ....
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