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5th December 2003 at 00:00
Thomas the Privatised Tank Engine, Jeffrey Archer's prison menu, the trials of St Cake's school and its beleaguered headteacher, R J Kipling ("That boy is as thick as two short planks, yet the examiners have given him an A grade. Now he has lost his chance to go into the City"): enjoy Private Eye's satirical take on 2003. We have 10 copies of the Private Eye Annual to give away to Friday readers. To enter our draw, email, marking your message Private Eye Offer, or send a postcard to the address below.

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