"Cherie thought she had the audition for Thunderbirds in the bag - until her string broke."
"You're bloody well right, I am going into a deep, deep sleep."
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1. David Blunkett, wants compulsory ID cards.
2. University entry grades could be lowered for working class students; posh schools object.
3. Frank Bruno, hospitalised with psychological problems.