d All of the above
2 Foreign drivers are to be clamped if they break the law. What will the drivers say?
a What do you mean, on the left?
d Diplomatic immunity, amigo. Heh, heh, heh
3 There are new bylaws are aimed at controlling professional dog-walkers.
What do the walkers say?
a I'll have to clean up my act
b I'll have to clean up their act
4 The Pope has been given an iPod by employees of Vatican Radio. What will he listen to?
a A still small voice
b Highlights of the latest auto-da-fe
c The Da Vinci Code
d Berlusconi reading the Sermon on the Mount
5 We now spend more time surfing the net than we do watching television.
What do we do on it?
a Website-hop. There must be something good on here somewhere
b Buy DVDs of last year's TV programmes
c Enter forums discussing how awful TV is these days
d Just stare at it mindlessly for hours on end