What does this mean?
a The girls have lipstick in very strange places
b There are light rectangular patches all over the walls
c Snow White is safe
d Alice is stuck
2 During the heatwave, lions at Colchester Zoo were given ice flavoured with blood. What do teachers say?
a I hope Jamie doesn't get any ideas
b I prefer it with whisky myself
c Whose blood?
d Does anybody want my strawberry sorbet?
3 Demands are being made for teenage girls to be allowed to play club football with boys. What do the girls say?
a Is there a mirror in this pavilion?
b Is that your hardest tackle, big boy?
c Your blood's going straight to the lions
d I like the after-match showers best
ANSWERS: 1a, 2b, 3d