A quiet little chuckle or two ran round the conference of the Catholic primary heidies in Dunblane last week. The object of mirth was the highly commendable publication on Relationships and Moral Education, and more particularly the advice to parents about how they should teach their children about parts of the body.
One heidie prayed - as they do - “that it’s not like pinning a tail on the donkey”.
The mind boggles.
