Does your staffroom sink runneth over? Friday magazine is giving away three spanking new Hotpoint dishwashers to help you wave goodbye to dirty mug congestion. All you have to do is tell us the five things that irk you most about school life - and we don’t mean testing, accountability and Ofsted visits. We want to know about the big things - like the part-time music teacher who always nicks your parking space, or the central heating system that goes off at 4 o’clock. Email your lists, with your school address and telephone number, to jill.craven@tes.co.uk by January 31. We’ll let the winners know in early February and arrange for the dishwashers to be delivered.

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