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In a flood of distraught responses, one teacher even admitted to continually clenching her buttocks in class (“the kids wet themselves”).
Another correspondent advised a more psychological approach: “Cheer yourself up by waging a revenge campaign against the kids. Point out that the decorous daisy tattoos on their navels will turn into sunflowers by the time they’ve reached 30... and the butterflies will look like pterodactyls.”
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