The number of black Caribbean pupils per 10,000 permanently excluded from school in 200405.

Source: DfES

“I’m going to be a piece of paper.”

A bemused reception class boy tells his mother he has a part in the school play - as a page to the king.

13

The number of white pupils per 10,000 permanently excluded in 200405.

Source: DfES

“I’m getting really fed up with your need to have a mass debate every time I give you one of the answers.”

A teacher gets tired of the chattering that comes with every answer on a practice exam paper.

2

The number of Chinese pupils per 10,000 permanently excluded in 200405.

Source: DfES

Got an idea for Picture Perfect or Fact Fiction? Email features@tes.co.uk