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TONY ELSTON
* A Year 34 class tackling a pece of English comprehension were asked:
“Are all parts of the body equally important?” One boy wrote: “Some parts of the body are more impotent than others.”
Mercifully he didn’t specify which ones.
ALISON GILMOUR
* Teacher: “What are you in detention for?” Pupil: “Being rude to a refill teacher.”
TREFOR LEWIS
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