Just a few days ago a Lancashire head whose primary school has 40 per cent mobility emailed me a stress pig.
When it’s all too much, you can click on the pinkly placid porker who is instantly transformed into a screaming and hysterical hog. Very cathartic.
There are some problems in society that teachers just cannot hope to solve.
They should simply accept that doing their best is good enough. Then press the pig.
