Ah nuts. The perfect answer: erudite, precise and well-argued. But sadly it doesn't address the question. Can't give her a tick. Should I give her some encouraging words instead? I'll do that and hopefully won't crush her spirit.
Could I really do that with a single comment? Are pupils so fragile? Yes. My teacher did that to me when I was at school... Anyway, don't get sidetracked. Loads to do. Have I really only done three?
"Well done Jon". Hold on a sec, is that how you spell his name? Doesn't it have an "H"? See what happens when you try and personalise it? Should I Tipp-Ex it? He'll think I wrote someone else's name, and I don't even know who he is. There isn't room to explain what happened and give comments about his work. I'll put a Post-it Note on it. Am I thinking about this too much?
What do you mean it's 10.30pm? This was only supposed to take an hour. I'll be finished in 15 minutes, I promise. I've got to be up by five anyway.
Blah... rhythm... blah... iambic... blah... four stanzas... bla- WHAT? Are you having a laugh? Do they not know the difference between plural, possession and contraction? Can't be too hard on them, as on my first CV I committed the sin of writing "GCSE's". We are going to go over this tomorrow until they cry.
Sigh... Couldn't I leave this until tomorrow? I could mark this on the bus. I'll be more focused then. Oh Lord. I had better get a seat if I am getting up before dawn
Caroline Garner is studying a PGCE in English at Greenwich University.