From Glasgow’s Castlemilk comes the tale of the supply teacher who asked where a child absent from her class lived.
“He lives in the boat hooses,” replied a helpful wean, leaving the teacher puzzled as t where floating accommodation could be found in Castlemilk, well away from the Clyde and certainly not marina territory.
“Ower therr,” came the explanation. “It’s they new hooses that ye buy.”
