But he cheered up when he went to file a report with police at the 24th precinct. While waiting he was joined by drug-dealers caught in a bust by undercover cops.
"It was pure theatre, much more exciting than a Broadway show," he reports, breathlessly. "I couldn't tell who were the criminals and who were the police. I felt like a bit-player in NYPD Blue!" Expect to see Confed-inspired episodes of Law Order and CSI later this year.