Fight the mountain of dirty mugs in the staffroom with one of three Hotpoint dishwashers Friday magazine is giving away. Just tell us the five things that irk you most about school life. No, not Ofsted or accountability. The important things like jammed photocopiers, the part-time music teacher who always nicks your parking space or the constant glow of glitter at Christmas. Email your lists by January 31 - with your school address and telephone number - to jill.craven@tes.co.uk.
