And, thank goodness, a tale which is not about SCAA but is instead an entirely topical shaggy Nativity story. The teacher in the London school was intrigued by the Christmas scene drawn by the boy in her infants class, featuring Mary, Joseph, Jesus, animals and Wise Men. And someone else. "Who's that fat man in the corner, there?" she asked. An injured look crossed the moppet's face. "You know, miss, that man in the carol. It's Round John Virgin."

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