1. Every morning my dad has a slice of dread before he goes to work.
2. I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths.
3. If you gess but you don’t gess hiy enuf you undress to mate.
4. If you are really naughty you get exploded from school.
5. I love J.K. Rolling. She is my heroin.
Taken from Blackboard Blunders: Spelling Slip-ups and Homework Howlers by Richard Benson. Published by Summersdale. www.summersdale.com.
