Diary - 5 best literacy blunders

15th January 2010, 12:00am

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Diary - 5 best literacy blunders

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1. Every morning my dad has a slice of dread before he goes to work.

2. I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths.

3. If you gess but you don’t gess hiy enuf you undress to mate.

4. If you are really naughty you get exploded from school.

5. I love J.K. Rolling. She is my heroin.

Taken from Blackboard Blunders: Spelling Slip-ups and Homework Howlers by Richard Benson. Published by Summersdale. www.summersdale.com.

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