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Diary - 5 Best Literacy Blunders

1. I helped my dad in the garage. He let me hit some nails in with his hamster.

2. The densits sicked a sicker on my frunt for being gud.

3. Two halves make a whale.

4. I love drawing and painting so my favourite subject is ars.

5. If you marry two people you are a pigamist but morons are allowed to do this.

Taken from Blackboard Blunders: Spelling Slip-ups and Homework Howlers by Richard Benson. Published by Summersdale. www.summersdale.com.

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