1. It is very noisy at night for me because we live above a pube.
2. I am going to be a scientologist because I am clever at science.
3. On Sunday Dad filmed me falling into the pond by accident. We are sending it to You've Been Farmed.
4. We learnt about Africa. I would like to see the wild breasts roaming the plane.
5. When my big sister played Goldilocks I had to be a little bare.
Taken from Blackboard Blunders: Spelling Slip-ups and Homework Howlers by Richard Benson. Published by Sunmmersdale. www.summersdale.com.