The number of possible positions in a game of chess after one move for each player.
"Don't worry Miss Lord, I've asked God to turn the sun down a bit."
What a Year 1 pupil told his teacher after she said it was almost too hot to do any work.
The number of possible positions in a game of chess after four moves each.
"It's alright, they are only trying to make it interesting - but we all know it's not."
Coversation between two Year 11s during an initiative to stimulate pupils to take science at A-level.
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