The percentage of full-time secondary maths teachers in England who have a maths degree. Source: DfES

“When you stand up, where does your lap go?”

A primary pupil gets curious.

51

The percentage of full-time secondary English teachers in England who have an English degree. Source: DfES

“Stop assinining about!”

A Year 6 pupil’s response to the teacher’s request to write a sentence explaining the meaning of the word asinine.

72

The percentage of full-time secondary chemistry teachers in England who have a chemistry degree. Source: DfES

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