“Where’s Winnie the Witch?” “She’s in a meeting with the head.”
A teaching assistant mistakes an inquiry about a picture book for a request to see the teacher.
32.6
The percentage of pupils on free school meals achieving five A*-C GCSEs in 2006. Source: DfES
“I asked you to shit quietly.”
A teacher has difficulty calming a class down.
60.9
The percentage of pupils not on free school meals achieving five A*-C GCSEs in 2006. Source: DfES
“Food that is left for some time and not served can lead to bad things like semolina.”
An answer in an AS English exam paper.
