“Miss, come and look at the testicles on this octopus.”

A Year 4 pupil shares her discovery at the crowded aquarium.

367 - Percentage increase of full-time equivalent overseas trained teachers and instructors employed in English state schools without qualified teacher status from 1997 to 2007. Source: Hansard

“I’ll give you a ring some time.”

What the groom tells the bride at the church, according to one Year 3 boy.

9.05 - Percentage increase of full-time equivalent teachers in the English state sector on job-based routes to qualified teacher status from 1997 to 2007. Source: Hansard.