"Dinner ladies generally know very little about football," admitted the scheme's founder, Paul Cooper, with a pundit's flair for stating the blindingly obvious.
"In many ways this makes them better than professional coaches for encouraging the game in the background."
Whereas strapping PE teachers risked intimidating less sporty children, no one was likely to be daunted by the sight of a dinner lady roaming the penalty box, Mr Cooper explained.
"Children develop well if they are free to develop," he said. "Even big clubs understand you won't get another Pele or Gazza without children being able to explore the game for themselves."
Next stop, Flan United.
* Interested schools can contact Give Us Back Our Game at s181210699.websitehome.co.uk