* Heard the one about the high-flying design team having tantrums about whiteboards in a swanky London Academy? Offended by the thought of ugly ceiling-mounted projectors, they designed chi-chi wall-mounted closets to hide them. But administrators were soon horrified by the sound of overheated projector bulbs popping at up to pound;200 a throw. The triumph of form over commonsense, or an apocryphal tale? Information please to online@tes.co.uk
