In extricating himself from the near faux pas, Hamnett anticipated what some of his audience may have been thinking: "It must have been due to some Freudian holes in my mind," he explained. Give that man a lollipop for honesty.
Semple herself intriguingly told our man on the spot that she had been called worse things in the past. Our fearsome investigative scribe probed further: "Sheila Simple" and "Shula Semple", she revealed.
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