Ma clots

Heidies are struggling to cope with the latest fashion icon for girls - culottes. These calf-length trousers don't appear in the uniform section of school handbooks, as they haven't been in fashion since the 1960s.

As one girl told a Glasgow depute asking her not return to school in the garment again: "They're ma clots, miss. Whit's ra proablem?"

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