As DfES “officials battle to come to terms with ecological and nutritional diktats - no personal waste bins, fewer chips and no full cream milk - they are struggling on the technological front too.
The Diary’s heart goes out to the one who made a white screen descend from the ceiling to show a tape to some visiting schoolchildren before someone else realised that there was no projector. So the screen was wound back up and a TV summoned instead. They’ll be making PowerPoint presentations without running the bullet points past their brains next.
