2 Which foolhardy and reckless troop movement was commemorated this week?
a British troops to Arnhem, 1944
b Battalion of Democratic party lawyers to Florida
c Charge of the Light Brigade
d Black Watch to Baghdad
3 Student in nightclub fracas: how do police react?
a A night in the cells
b Anti social behaviour order
c Clip round the ears
d Police escort back home to Highgrove
4 What will pound;118,000 get you these days?
a 57 votes for Bush in Florida
b An average MP (expenses only)
c Seat on Virgin's space launch
d Lange and Sohne watch (if it hasn't already been stolen)