a Action on Middle East peace b Karl Rove's phone number c Permission to slag him off to win back Labour voters d A new Bonio
2 Brad Jones is: a The first American to apply for Canadian citizenship since the US presidential election?
b. Taking over John Peel's show?
c More likely to be a sad singleton than Bridget Jones?
d Going to have sex live on C4?
3 Which of these didn't happen this week?
a Scientists claimed pesto gives you cancer b A Cheshire pub bought its own nuclear bomber c A Californian firm launched spectacles for dogs d Jarvis won a school PFI contract
5 John Kerry was ...?
a Going to have live sex on Channel 4?
b The drummer with Status Quo at LiveAid?
c Howard Keel's real name?
d No, sorry, you've got me
QUIZ ANSWERS: 1a, 2c, 3d, 4d