a It's deeply, deeply offensive to Tory newspapers
b No jokes about Germans please - remember Dresden
c It's a private party
d I'm only following orders
2 Years of heartache and yearning end in a televised wedding on April 8. Whose?
a Charlie and Caz
b Ken and Deirdre
c Ken and Barbie
d David and Kimberley
3 Each year, school exams cost pound;610 million: discuss.
a What a shocking waste of money
b And the questions are getting easier
c But it's pound;140m less than the QCA thought they cost
d Er, what was the question again?
4 A new locomotive was named after which punk hero?
a Johnny Rotten
b Captain Sensible
c Joe Strummer
d Plastic Bertrand
QUIZ ANSWERS: 1d, 2b, 3c, 4c