a Printing this year's GCSE Timekeeping papers
b Marking exams for car clampers' charm courses
c Coursework marking for Premiership's new Footballers' Finances diploma
d Setting syllabus for NVQ in Organising Royal Weddings
2 "My private life has become an industry! I just want some peace?" Whose complaint was this?
a Oscar winner Hilary Swank
b Charlotte Church
c Prince Charles
d David Beckham
3 And what, according to Prince Charles, is wrong with his subjects?
a We just don't understand organic fox hunting
b No compassion for a suffering prince
c No one gets married in church anymore
d Too many scroungers living off the taxpayers
4 Britain's most expensive home (Surrey, 58 acres, yours for pound;70m) boasts what?
a Its own TV station
b Heated marble driveway
c A no-fly zone
d A herd of pygmy gazelle, bred for hunting
ANSWERS: 1b, 2c, 3b, 4b