a Non? Mais oui!
c Ha ha!
d Merci! Maintenant nous pouvons dumper le referendum ici
2 But what happened next?
a President Chirac blames his Prime Minister
b President Chirac blames our Prime Minister
c President Chirac blames voters
d The world continues turning
3 And what are the implications for Britain?
a France closes borders, holiday homes off limits
b Wall-to-wall Jack Straw on TV urging calm
c The Big Brother household comes to blows over the future of the EU
d Hopes Blair will quit after victorious UK referendum in tatters
4 Remind me - why are academies a good idea?
a They raise standards
b They attract the brightest and best staff
c They bring new hope to the inner cities
d Except in Middlesbrough, obviously
1d, 2a, 3d, 4d