"I was invited to the St Mungo's FP ball," he said. "I do have a few friends who are Marists - you know, the ones who haven't gone to jail."
It took a Glasgow clergyman, a former pupil of St Mungo's Academy, doing a stand-up routine at a church cabaret, to show some brotherly love.
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