Skip to main content

Overheard

A child is reading a science revision guide:

Student: (Loudly) "I don't believe this! It says silk comes out of a woman's bottom."

(Cue general uproar.)

Student: (More quietly) "Oh ... a worm's bottom."

Email your contributions to letters@tes.co.uk or tweet them to @tes.

Log in or register for FREE to continue reading.

It only takes a moment and you'll get access to more news, plus courses, jobs and teaching resources tailored to you