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Overheard

Two children are being told off for misbehaving in assembly.

Teacher: "I don't care if there are 100 spiders on the floor. When it's assembly, you listen to the headteacher."

Student: "It wasn't a spider, Miss. Someone dropped a bogey and Fred was trying to flick it at me."

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