Skip to main content


In a primary class of Year 4 children.

Pupil: How much pocket money do you get, Miss?

Teacher: I don't need pocket money, I go to work.

Pupil: No you don't, you come here every day.

Email your contributions to or tweet them to @tes.

Log in or register for FREE to continue reading.

It only takes a moment and you'll get access to more news, plus courses, jobs and teaching resources tailored to you