Paying attention this year?
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Paying attention this year?
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a I could see it coming
b I am his best friend
c I am his only friend
d I don’t know which way to turn
2 A reindeer called Rudolf, owned by a part-time Danish Santa, died of a heart attack when Danish Air Force jets flew low over his farm. To what deep questions does this give rise?
a Does the Danish Air Force know which way to turn?
b Are there part-time Danish elves?
c Has that blown it for the nose?
d What is the Danish Air Force for, anyway?
3 Cardinal Ratzinger became Pope Benedict XVI. What was his first act?
a To make the previous pope a saint
b To make Rudolf a saint
c To make Torquemada a saint
d To excommunicate the Danish Air Force. Both of them
4 Civilisation as we know it is being threatened by some sick poultry. What should we be looking out for?
a Chickens with runny noses
b Pigeons that aren’t hungry
c Feathers on the pharmacy floor
d Parrots saying ‘Polly wants a doctor’
5 Whales in the North Sea are being led astray by anomalies in the Earth’s magnetic field. Who else has been led astray?
a Camilla Parker Bowles
b The Danish Air Force
c David Blunkett
d Saint Rudolf
6 We won the ashes test series. Does this mark England’s resurgence as a sporting nation?
a Yes
b No
c Maybe
d None of the above
7 The population has topped 60m. Who is to blame?
a David Blunkett
b The pope
c Not the pope
d The England cricket team
8 Labour won the general election. What else was won?
a Camilla Parker Bowles
b The ashes
c The ‘most ministerial posts lost in a year’ award
d The trophy for most reindeer killed by a Danish fighter jet
9 Andy Murray became our new tennis hero. Will he go on to win Wimbledon?
a Aye
b No
c Maybe
d Two of the above
10 Pubs can now be open for 24 hours. What will happen next?
a The end of civilisation as we know it
b Nothing much
c The population will drop below 60m
d Town centres will be terrorised by rampaging drunken part-time Danish elves
ANSWERS: 1a, 2d, 3a, 4c, 5b, 6c, 7a, 8b, 9c, 10d
ANSWERS: 1a, 2d, 3a, 4c, 5b, 6c, 7a, 8b, 9c, 10d
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