a Near Nottingham
b Near Derby
2 What was Tony Blair's message to revolting backbenchers on tuition fees?
a I will survive
b Don't leave me this way
c If you don't know me by now, you will never ever ever know me, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
3 Who of these three will not be going wild in the jungle?
a Ex-Pistol Johnny Rotten
b Ex-royal correspondent Jennie Bond
c Lord Lucan
4 Value-added tables: who comes out on top?
a Grammar schools
b Comprehensive schools
c Statisticians with research grants
Answers below the crossword
1 bc, 2a, 3c, 4c