a Prune your hedges
b Avoid men with beards
c Lock your doors and windows
2 What's wrong with the new Iraqi flag?
a It features stars and stripes
b It looks like the Israeli flag
c If you look closely you can see George Bush smirking
3 Who did Cindy Jackson and Miles Kendall spend more than pound;100,000 to look like?
a Barbie and Ken
b Maggie and Dennis
c Pinky and Perky
4 What did Bournemouth police hand out to late-night revellers to head off violence?
c Kit Kats
1B, 2B, 3A, 4C